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Some things that have happened in the last 24 hours/ why a Galaxy egg at 5pm was a non-negotiable

So I spent last night in my new flat before a little casual induction at my new work today. Here are some reasons I am now freaking out about this move:

1. Yesterday, I forgot what the letter ‘f’ was. As in:

New Housemate: so the wifi password is fpw..

Me: (blank expression, followed by goldfish impression)

I HAD FORGOTTEN WHAT F WAS

2. I had to sprint 100m up the road with a suitcase, a very large tote bag and a king size duvet as I had stuffed several hundred £ of cash in my handbag and was terrified of being robbed of my flat deposit. 

In a miniskirt.

3. Wait for this…

I FORGOT MY CLOTHES.
 
I’ll let that horror sink in.

NO CLOTHES

I woke up this morning to discover all I had to wear to my new workplace was tights.. and high heels. My two carefully chosen outfits had remained in my flat up north. 

NO CLOTHES

NONE

**NONE**…..

glass of wine please…

Some things that have happened in the last 24 hours/ why a Galaxy egg at 5pm was a non-negotiable

So I spent last night in my new flat before a little casual induction at my new work today. Here are some reasons I am now freaking out about this move:

1. Yesterday, I forgot what the letter ‘f’ was. As in:

New Housemate: so the wifi password is fpw..

Me: (blank expression, followed by goldfish impression)

I HAD FORGOTTEN WHAT F WAS

2. I had to sprint 100m up the road with a suitcase, a very large tote bag and a king size duvet as I had stuffed several hundred £ of cash in my handbag and was terrified of being robbed of my flat deposit.

In a miniskirt.

3. Wait for this…

I FORGOT MY CLOTHES.

I’ll let that horror sink in. NO CLOTHES

I woke up this morning to discover all I had to wear to my new workplace was tights.. and high heels. My two carefully chosen outfits had remained in my flat up north.

NO CLOTHES

NONE

**NONE**…..

glass of wine please…

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